December 2011
sending your nudes to god so that he’ll follow your blog
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just bought the collection of ray bradbury’s works *:
new years eve 2011: wow this year sucked but i'm going to make sure that next year is better
new years eve 2012: wow this year sucked but i'm going to make sure that next year is better
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Anonymous asked: are you straight
if i give you my address will you guys send me stuff
the hardest part about using slideroom is figuring out what the fuck to title my works
boy: you could get it
girl: oh thanks haha (:
boy: by that i mean skin cancer you really need to start applying sunscreen
raad-ical asked: WHY ARE YOU CUTE? . . . . :)
Anonymous asked: hey bby wanna go get sum mac n cheese wit me den go bak to ur place so i can shuv all da cheesy goods up yo arse hole and eat them as u slowly push dem back out like shit bby?
newyorkblackout asked: Well hi Paul! I was just wondering what some of your favourite songs or bands are?
things that are nice:
not adtr fan blogs
me: i'm having so much fun on this date i don't do this often but you're so easy to talk to and i'm really feeling a connection
stalk of celery:
me:
stalk of celery:
me:
stalk of celery:
me:
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*man runs into the club shouting*
man: HELP MY FRIEND GOT STABBED OUTSIDE IS THERE A DOCTOR IN HERE PLEASE HELP HIM
mysterious voice: i'm a doctor.
*crowd splits apart revealing dr dre*
dr. dre: show me where your friend is
*man's friend dies because dr. dre isn't a licenced medical practitioner"
tumblrlawl asked: Hi. Your Tumblr tickles my fancy. A lot. Regardless of how you take tickling my fancy; you have succeeded.
octopuswine asked: your work gave me an eyegasm, pretty much
like the link not the picture *:
– teenage black girls on facebook strike again
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you don’t see your grandparents going around saying ‘im a 30s kid’
because they’re not fucking retarded
stupidgaydumb:
mobile tumblr is like a handjob it sucks but its better than nothing
god: sit down
stephen hawking: ight
god: forever
stephen hawking: :/ bruh
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reblog if you listen to true metal like slipknot, black veil brides and motionless in white!!!! \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
rock on forever!!!!!!!!!!!
my aunt got me a book about fonts for christmas ksdjfhdskjhfsdkjfhs
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OKAY YEAH hi so i haven’t posted anything in like two days because my computer would crash everytime i loaded firefox but it’s all good now~
oh and skyrim